lizzet

I am  annoyed right now, i mean! do people just  decide to have some fun and test the fire alarm without giving residents notice? You don't want to know the scene that i was, with my 4 knots (matuta!), shorts and tatas not secured! i shot out like them Kenyans in Beijing, by the way, congratulations! some of these moments when we are all proudly Kenyans!. I see the fire escape stairs on a daily basis but today for some reason they had been moved, i couldn't find them, i was like a scared chicken not even knowing if am running towards the Fire!, and the Fire, fireman i mean was standing there smiling and telling us to calm down it was just a test! What! i could have thrown him 4 floors down, anyway, i made my small noise like a kikuyu woman, and while at it, i realized that my state was not at most appealing, face down, walked back to my room, i was shaking for at least half an hour after that, i am not the kind of people who think of facing death fiercely, i would rather not ...